I can’t fucking sleep and I really want to go outside and have a cigarette but it’s on degree out.
Set me as a seal upon your heart
as a seal upon your arm
for love is strong as death.
Dressing up is like masturbation, I do it for myself and if it turns you on, that’s fine, but this is for me and you’re not invited.
Has it ever occurred to anyone else that Kenan Thompson has spent his entire life on sketch comedy shows?